2009
21
Jul
isaSuperstar’s Pretentious Birthday Wish List
Your favorite obnoxious friend Isabou is back for more egocentric birthday (July 27th) demands this year. As my stalwart friend, you MUST choose (at least) one item from this wish list to offer me (those who are too lazy to read, just skip to item #99):
- Clothes designed exclusively for me by Stella McCartney
- A real summer in Montreal
- Another season of Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Dirty Sexy Money, The Class, etc.
- Bubble tea from 西南村 with my Nankai classmates
- Fredou singing Kid Rock’s “I Put Your Picture Away”
- Swimming lessons with Michael Phelps
- Prayer by “la noa soeu’”
- A painting from artist Nerbonne the day I’ll have my loft
- Music skills so that I can actually own at Rockband
- A Dundie award
- Burning Flame 3 where Wong He’s character won’t die
- Picture of a big strawberry taken in front of an IKEA in Finland
- Backstage pass for Jason Mraz’s show at Osheaga
- Cook Olibou’s exquisite meals
- A private jet so that I can fly to China from time to time
- Being part of Jerry’s entourage when he’ll be sooper famous
- Harry Potter’s Potions teacher
- A pie from the pie maker of the Pie Hole
- Lan Kuan’s talent to learn Chinese
- Elliot’s I told you so dance
- An autograph of Rouge et Or’s quarterback
- Australian Open, Roland Garros, Wimbledon, US Open
- Join me on twitter.com/isaSuperstar
- BOOM BOOM POW
- Barman of the Bamby’s Bar
- A lullaby sang by Jack Johnson at my penthouse
- Dino’s tour guiding skills in Vancouver
- Tobias Funke’s Mini Cooper
- Steamed chicken feet
- Every single Chuck Norris jokes
- Edward Cullen… NOT!
- VIP tickets for the second semi-final at the ladies Rogers Cup in Toronto (thx Tennis Québec!)
- Ewan McGregor’s Your Song
- Being interviewed by Sexy Beijing’s Sufei and Smacker
- Playing tennis on the courts of Wimbledon
- Cristiano Ronaldo’s “futbol lessons”
- Pixar’s endearing cartoon flick ‘UP’
- Jay Chou’s 简单的爱
- Babyfoot table so that I can beat Guigui over and over again
- 食神 that will cook for me every day
- Francis’ 象棋 lessons (爱你一万年)
- 姐姐 Michelle’s Phd graduation pic at Hong Kong University
- Tony’s flat in UK
- Karaoke with Henry, David, Scoman, Jacky, Reanna, Kathleen, Hermia, Joshua & cie
- 烧烤 with Will, Tommy and 歌神
- C O O L E S T Facebook gift E V E R
- Tony Leung, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau, Jackie Cheung, Aaron Kwok, Lai Ming
- Dom’s ultimate cardio (He’s a machine!)
- Super V.I.P card at La Banquise for unlimited amount of poutine
- Treadmill (to compensate for #49)
- iPhone app where the alarm plays a random song from my playlist
- A Journey to the West
- Barney Stinson’s legendary… wait for it… SUIT UP!
- Nic’s amazing spaghetti
- Big brother I never had who is a firefighter, a basketball coach and a barman (aka Nic J)
- Annyong Bluth
- AA E HF SFS SC I
- Super cellphone which is toilet waterproof
- “normal” tennis courts at CEPSUM
- Jim Halpert
- Chocolatine aux amandes qui ne se vend plus à la cantine du Pavillon Aisenstadt de l’UdM
- Impossible is Nothing, Just Do It
- Vancouver 2010 Olympics
- 相信我们会想童话故事里
- … stay tuned for updates
99. A call from you so that I can hear your beautiful voice. (and so that I can give you the information for the secret happening of my birthday celebration, SO SECRET that even Facebook doesn’t know about it) If you can’t reach me on my cellphone (Andy calls me often since his lost at Wimbledon), just drop me a message and I’ll holla back
I can understand that some among you might find my wishes a bit mental challenging, but come on, just take up the gauntlet and answer my requests!
p.s: This birthday wish list is prone to laughter, but it is impossible to understand all of the inside jokes, just make sure you don’t miss item #99
